~Dick pancake~

org4snick:

how cute would it be to live here though 

I wanna be young forever man. Roll a Peter Pan light it up and let’s hit Neverland…

viridiannightmares:

baby

Love her!

-everysecond:

genius

This is bloody brilliant

I wish these were my neighbors. My mom would never complain about me never being home.

I wanna swim and not give a fuuuuuuuck. Lub da summah!

So ready to go somewhere gorgeous this summer! Hotties, don’t feel afraid to tag along lol.

My dream vacation! Thanks alot Mary Kate and Ashley..

The toasted ravioli my mom made me. SHAPED LIKE A FUCKING HEART!

This…Is…My…BUCKET LIST!

• Attend an Aztec Party
• Roadtrip in the back of a truck…with a tarp full of water…and fish in it…while drinking tropical looking drinks…
• Skateboard
• Make the BEST power hour CD ever
• Make a badass beer pong table
• Creat a beer pong team. We will wear t-shirts and act serious…we might even be serious
• Hit golf balls off of a roof when I get really pissed off
• Play beer roulette in the classiest fashion
• Have a “That 70s Show” circle
• Body SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!
• Act like a boy for a day
• Memorize “Superbad”
• “Pull over” someone
• Make a golf course
• Learn the Dance on Superbad with Ashley
• Burning shit bags!
• Camp Out Party
• Give someone an epic sharpie tatoo when they pass out
• Have my OWN party!
• Climb AC water tower
• Master a beer pong trick shot
• Go on a memorable float trip
• Teepee a house
• Have a collection of stolen garden gnomes and construction cones
• Save up a shit ton of beer cans and line them in someone’s driveway
• Take a picture with the giant mushroom on the way to Nevada
• Go skinny dipping in AC pool
• Make a parkour video
• Senior PRANKS!
• Instant mashed potatoe someone’s yard
• NAKED MILE!
• Make the most badass beer bong ever

So far that’s all I have….I must complete this before I add on!!